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May 3rd, 2009

[12] @ 12:51 am


Dear Diary,

God. So today sucked. I caught this bitch at school talking to the sexy mysterious new transfer student and then she actually leaned over and handed him a pencil! Their hands could have touched! I took care of it though – let’s just say that when she next goes to the ladies’, she’ll get the message. On a side note, why is it so much nicer in the girls’ bathroom? It smelled like peaches. Not as good as him, not that he actually smells since he’s made of metal, but if he did smell, then I know it’d be awesome.

PLUS I dropped my new Muse CD and it got scratched. Matt’s killer high note repeats for like 10 seconds or something. I can’t get an iPod cos I don’t want to be a conformist. But I guess that’s cool, now I can appreciate the deep meaning behind the words ‘supermassive’, ‘black’ and ‘hole’. Cos not only is it a hole, but it’s black, like all pain and torment, and then it’s supermassive – not just massive, but supermassive – so the pain is totally endless. That’s the kind of imagery I want to put in my poetry. Then maybe he’ll

Here’s my latest, I composed it while stalking glancing up and seeing someone out of the corner of my eye today:

Robo Perfectus

Humans cut deep with their words and they lie,
And can make some people who aren’t me cry.
That’s why I love a robot, I love him, oh!
Please don’t deny me and please don’t say no!
I hope my persuasion does not take too long,
Since rape is illegal and morally wrong.


I think I should start a band. Maybe if someone puts a dull, thudding bass to my poetry, it will drown out the sound of the conformist sheep around me.

Note to self: get more wristbands from Hot Topic.

Obi x

[OOC: Might just possibly be cursed. Days of our young and restless passions baby~ And my are we restless and passionate. Not a ninja and aged up to around 16. Also might be kinda gay. Gone fishin emo – floppy hair, black eyeliner, the lot. I’m sorry?]
 
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From:[info]proto_typing
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)

1/3?

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From:[info]proto_typing
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
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From:[info]proto_typing
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)

3/3 Also, all keywords relevant

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You seriously keep a diary?
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
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Oh god he's talking to me. Ok play it cool, play it cool.

Wait a minute.


...you can see that?

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From:[info]proto_typing
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:08 am (UTC)
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Hey, it's not like you hid it very well.

...Or, y'know, at all.

And by the way, your poetry stinks.
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From:[info]betterthanthen
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
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...oh god.
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
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Hey Sakura. I've totally given up on this Biology homework. Can I have a quick look at yours? Just to check my answers? Not to copy. I know you have a thing about that. Definitely not to copy.

Oh and I'm so glad you went with the pink dye over the blue. It looks really cool.
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From:[info]betterthanthen
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
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Just go along with it, it's better if I just go along with it. No, you can't. And flattery won't cut it either.
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:30 am (UTC)
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But if I fail my dad will go crazy and kill me and I'll die a cold, lonely death that you could have prevented. No pressure Sakura, but my life is in your hands.

You wanna go out tonight? There's someone I want to stalk.
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From:[info]senninlegacy
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)

voice;

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I wants to pet a sheep!
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)

voice; lmao <3

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You sound like- Are you Naruto's cousin or something? He didn't mention he was having a tiny over to visit.
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From:[info]senninlegacy
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)

voice; behold the cuteness

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M'nope. I don't thinks I have any cousins, but mah name is Nartoe. Hai thar.
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 12:33 am (UTC)

voice; action ok?

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Not even my family's weird enough to give us all the same names.

Hey. I haven't seen Naruto, er, the other Naruto around today. You want to hang out with me for a while?
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From:[info]doujin_dork
Date: May 3rd, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)

1/?

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Oh, mysterious transfer student, you mean Proto-kun, right?
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From:[info]doujin_dork
Date: May 3rd, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
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Ano, I gave him a pencil today . . .
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From:[info]doujin_dork
Date: May 3rd, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
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Ah-! Wh-what did you do in the girls' bathroom?! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to make you think ill of me!
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From:[info]doujin_dork
Date: May 3rd, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
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Robo- Oh no! He likes Proto-kun, too?! Oh, this isn't good at all . . .
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From:[info]doujin_dork
Date: May 3rd, 2009 01:58 am (UTC)

5/5-Done

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Eto, that poem was very nice.

[OoC: I feel compelled to mention that the only thing that stuck with me was 'Haha. Hole.' And also; yeah, Proto-kun. That's right. I went there.]
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)

1/3

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You! I accept your challenge. You want a rival for his affections? I'll give you a rival. You think I can't one-up a pencil? Think again!
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
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Hasn't this gadget ever heard of keeping a diary private?
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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
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...you liked my poem?
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From:[info]coolestcoolkid
Date: May 3rd, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)

1/3 AW NO, IT'S AN EMO!

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From:[info]coolestcoolkid
Date: May 3rd, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)

2/3 LO-SER!!!

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From:[info]coolestcoolkid
Date: May 3rd, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)

3/3 I'm out of here...

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From:[info]keepinganeyeout
Date: May 3rd, 2009 09:33 pm (UTC)

lol wtf

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